Hexes and Vexes Quotes

“I sniff the splinter and nod. “Pinus.” The detective eyes’ widen. “Did you just call me a penis?” “No. Pinus. This piece of wood came from a pine tree.”
― Laura Greenwood, Hexes and Vexes

“Am I supposed to be scared of him? I don't think he understands how bad working in retail is. He and his quivering moustache are far from the scariest things I've seen in this shop.”
― Laura Greenwood, Hexes and Vexes