The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman Quotes

“as Jax’s parents set off on their million-mile walk,”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing about Norman Foreman

“But then I started to feel really bad because I didn't want that to mean I was forgetting about Jax, so I closed my eyes and thought about being happy and being sad and how sometimes there's a million miles between them and other times there's none at all.”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman

“99.8”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing about Norman Foreman

“But anyhow, who provided the champion Y chromosome that coasted up a lager-and-lemonade river to victory in my ovaries never really came up in Norman’s first twelve years of life.”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing about Norman Foreman

“. . . because after all it was the least I could do. And, funnily enough, also the most.”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman

“Because you just never know what could happen tomorrow or next week or next year, and maybe one day it could be you that needs the help.”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman

“I reckon you're right though." My heart did an extra pirouette then stubbed its toe on the way around just to show me who is in charge. There he goes, still trying to make you feel better, Sadie.”
― Julietta Henderson, The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman