SCP Series Two Field Manual Quotes

“Bludgeoning, but the puppy is only to be hit exactly 7 times, and once this is completed, exactly 33.55 kg of Kingsford brand charcoal is to be placed on the puppy. 3 Samsung Galaxy s6 mobile phones are to placed around the puppy in a triangular formation, and each phone is to have both "Premium Tetris" and "Dog Barking Translator" installed on them. Once this is done, put a thermonuclear bomb inside the machine that is exactly 3 cm in width and 10 cm in height, and it is to be placed on the second Samsung Galaxy s6 placed in there. It is to be detonated using a functioning remote control made entirely out of sausages.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual

“I can’t remember how it goes anymore.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual

“Spleen Eaters From Venus!”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual

“ate”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual

“Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual