Conspiracy of Ravens Quotes

“I’m looking for a concealer that will hide my exhaustion from the last ten years.” ~Raven, at the department store”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Honestly. I had no idea children were so hell bent to greet death until I birthed them.”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“We are all broken…that’s how the light gets in.” ~Ernest Hemingway”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Mike’s eyebrows rose. “What did Cole say when you asked him about Lloth?” Raven wrung her hands in her apron. “Raven?” Mike growled. “We got…” She looked away and heat crept up her neck. “Distracted.” Mike groaned. “Are you kidding me? If you were in a horror movie, you’d be the one who’d jump in the serial killer’s truck.” “That’s not fair. While I admit, I occasionally have brain farts—” “Raven. Your brain doesn’t fart. It completely shits itself.” “That’s”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“You need to stop staring out the window like a distraught Rapunzel.”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Look. Part of me wants to be difficult just to spite you for kidnapping me, but I have a low pain tolerance and no delusions of grandeur. I honestly don’t know where he is. He hasn’t returned my last three texts and I haven’t seen or heard from him in a week.”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“I look like the girl next door—if you happen to live next to an amusement park.” ~Dolly Parton”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Lincoln was not great because he was born in a cabin, but because he got out of it.” ~James Truslow Adams”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.” ~Wenher von Braun”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” ~Sam Levenson”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.” ~Jay Leno”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“We’re all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.” ~Meghan Coates”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Me: I want to travel. Bank Account: Like…to the backyard?” ~Unknown, but also Raven’s internal dialogue”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent.” ~Kelly Oxford”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.” ~Unknown, but obviously someone awesome”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“You’re going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.” ~Unknown, probably a fellow lunatic”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Most women are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.” ~Henny Youngman”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” ~Lily Tomlin”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“I fly upon the blackest of wings, I soar through the dark night sky, I answer to no call but my own, I alone forge my reality, for I am the Raven, Child of Odin.” ~ Viking Proverb”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens