Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air Quotes

“But just because you don’t need something, doesn’t mean you don’t still want it.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“You can’t swear revenge on a tectonic plate.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“This isn’t just a regular emergency; it’s the dictionary definition.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“I’m still alive, assholes. Get ready.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“He shakes his head. “That’s insane.” “Nope. That’s telekinesis, Kyle.” I’ve always called it psychokinesis, not telekinesis. But what the hell: when life gives you a shot at a Tenacious D joke, you take it. Even if it means compromising your standards.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“Dazedly, I wonder if destruction by superpowers is covered under the owners’ insurance policy.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“Of course, it turns out flying into what amounts to a giant sandstorm makes you cough and choke and splutter, and kind of ruins the image. It’s hard to look cool when you have to hold your arm over your mouth and nose, eyes streaming.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“Replaying what happened over and over and over. Trying to find an angle, a way to make it come out different. But it’s like the ending of Game of Thrones. You can wish as much as you want, but it will still suck, and it will suck for all eternity.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“Priority one: save the world. Then we can worry about saving China Shop.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“You think an earthquake is worst thing for homeless people? What can it destroy for us? Our tents are knocked down by police all the time. We rebuild every day.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

“I’ve never been in therapy. Who needs it? I’m not some comic-book character with a dark past and a hidden history; I know exactly where I come from, and why I have my ability, and I came to terms with it a long time ago. It made it easier to just chill the fuck out and enjoy life, and fill my brain with important things, like how not to burn paella.”
― Jackson Ford, Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air