Austin Quotes

“Silas seemed to be asking the ceiling what he was going to do with me. “Is the ceiling talking to you? Maybe we should call a cab because we don’t drink and drive. And talking ceilings probably fall under the drinking and driving rule too.” “How are you still upright and talking?” Silas seemed to be asking that question very seriously so I nodded and gave him a very carefully enunciated answer back. “Because you’re holding my hand and you keep the room from moving.”
― Shaw Montgomery, Austin