The Hookup Equation Quotes

“I’ve made a lot of puzzling life choices,” I tell her. It’s true. I have a Ph.D. in mathematics. No one in their right mind goes to grad school.”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“For all the women who use the men’s room sometimes. Fuck the patriarchy.”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“I like that moment before logic and reason kick in”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“Hypothesis confirmed: it’s very big.”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“Do you think werewolves ever get the urge to howl at the moon while they’re human?” I ask. “Just a little yip, while they’re driving home at night and the moon’s a sliver, like this?”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“Good Lord, what is in a Smurf’s Vacation?”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“actions and then, when the shit hits the fan, own up to them.”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“It’s better to do a bad thing with intention than slide into it half-assed. Own your”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation

“I look at myself in the mirror and sigh,”
― Roxie Noir, The Hookup Equation