My Big Fat Fake Wedding Quotes

“high school girls are like zombies. Easy enough one on one, but in packs, you’re nothing but lunch.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding

“Though stories and movies tell us otherwise, love is not a fire. Sure, it flares up, and yes, it can have passions that don’t get talked about a lot within the walls of a church. But there are also tough times, and low times, and sad times. Love is about walking through the fires together, withstanding the rain together, breathing in the present together, and creating a foundation for the future together. And that takes hard work.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding

“She can be a badass bitch when she wants to be.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding

“What would've happened if Dad had told Abi or me to 'settle down with a good boy'?"

I scoff. "Well, first off, Abi would've told him to fuck off, and you would've probably said you're too young. And then I would've killed him."

She laughs. "But when he told you to, you marched right out there and got yourself a bride. Fucking overachiever.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding

“what she wanted your kids to call her. I think she’d settled on Lolly but was still talking Dad into going for Pop.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding