Newly Undead in Dark River Quotes

“The ‘but’ that hung in the air after his admission was so big, that even Sir Mixalot would have liked it.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“Even though I was strung tighter than a g-string on a sumo, I couldn’t help but laugh.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“I followed Walker up to the front door. I don't know when I started to think of him as Walker instead of Sheriff Walton, but it was probably around my third dirty fantasy.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“Walker might be cool with whatever was happening between Judge and Tex and me, but he wasn’t about to become the caboose to our train of love.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“I quirked a brow, my lips pressed together so hard that I was pretty sure that I looked like my Great-Aunt Dot. My dad always said her face reminded him of a cat’s ass.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“I quirked a brow, my lips pressed together so hard that I was pretty sure that I looked like my Great Aunt Dot. My dad always said her face reminded him of a cat’s ass.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“I followed in Walker’s shadow to the door. I wanted nothing more than to climb up on his body like a baby koala and bask in the safety of his arms all day. I didn’t even care if that made me a sissy.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“I lost fifteen minutes just standing there, stroking my sweater like an idiot.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead in Dark River

“citizen of Dark River, Alberta.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River

“This is what has happened to you, Mika. Someone has murdered you, and it’s my job to find out who and bring them to justice.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River

“Actually, in my imagination, it was less a walk of shame and more of a stride of pride. And there was pizza. And Brody was wearing a thong. And it was the plotline of the only porn I’d ever watched.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River

“The ‘but’ that hung in the air after his admission was so big that even Sir Mixalot would have liked it.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River

“The pull of his mouth went straight to my core, which made Brody groan and Walker look somewhere between angry and horny. Horngry. It was a thing. I knew the feeling—I was horngry too.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River

“What in the Furby-loving-fuck?” I whispered. Brody laughed, and Judge just tugged me closer to his body by my wrist. It was then I realized he’d never let it go. My Drifter was strung tighter than a rope bunny on BDSM night.”
― Grace McGinty, Newly Undead In Dark River