Grumpy Jake Quotes

“As an adult, it didn’t take much to make one’s mind fall face first into a gutter.”
― Melissa Blue, Grumpy Jake

“Given what she’d seen of his personality so far, she had to guess his dick was huge. Why else would people fawn over him and then hold onto grudges? A mystery for another lifetime, or never.”
― Melissa Blue, Grumpy Jake