Mr. Mayfair Quotes

“I’m thirty seconds away from pulling you down onto the grass and dry humping you like my fourteen-year-old self.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“ignored his assumption that another member of our brothers-in-arms, Joshua, was involved. It was an obvious assumption—Joshua liked to hack into government agencies to unwind. The rest of us played squash. “I’m well connected—some would say powerful in real estate circles. I’ve got money and resources. For Christ’s sake, I know the brand of loo paper this guy uses. But apparently, it’s not enough to get a meeting.” Things would be very different if my birth certificate had carried my biological father’s name.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“problem?” I bent and scooped up the out-of-play ball as it trickled toward me. “The theory is flawed. I have dredged every single one of my contacts and I can’t get an introduction to Henry Dawnay.” “You’re still trying to get a meeting with that old billionaire?” Dexter grinned,”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“can’t tell if you’re swearing at me or speaking Ukrainian.” “Hungarian,” I replied, wiping my forehead with my sleeve. I measured exercise not on calories burned or time spent in the gym but on the amount I sweated. Someone needed to develop a machine to measure perspiration—I’d pay good money for it. As far as I was concerned it was effort that always earned the best results. “He developed the bullshit theory. I looked it up on Wikipedia.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“I have a feeling that this time next year, we’ll be double dating,” Stella said. “I mean, any girl would be lucky to have you—funny, handsome, and millions of pounds worth of diamonds at your fingertips on a daily basis.” She turned to me. “If this guy hadn’t tricked me into falling in love with him, I’d be first in the queue.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“that a man who’s prepared to cheat on a woman, will cheat on any woman.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“Me: Are u there? Beck: Where? Me: On the other end of the phone? Beck: No.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“Me: Are u there? Beck: Where? Me: On the other end of the phone? Beck: No. He was almost funny.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“Life had so much to grab. I wasn’t willing to sit by anymore”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair

“Finally, you're going to do what's best for you, rather than what's best for Matt, your friends, and even me.”
― Louise Bay, Mr. Mayfair