Booked for Murder Quotes

“We’re certified book dragons. I will rearrange your internal organs with my cane if you even think of calling me a worm. There is nothing worse in a library than a book worm. Book worms do not read. They eat my precious books. Call me a book worm, and I will turn your death into a masterpiece.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“You know what happens when women get a hold of books. We get ideas, and you know there’s nothing more dangerous than a woman with ideas.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“tsundoku.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“After my nap, I wanted another nap. After several extra naps, I could use something nice for dinner, some quiet time with a book, and another nap.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“the only thing we all have in common. We’re certified book dragons. I will rearrange your internal organs with my cane if you even think of calling me a worm.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“Well, this is going to be fun,” Beatrice muttered. “If by fun, you mean a living nightmare, you’re right.” “To say the least, I plan on bringing extra popcorn with me. I’ll need it.” “Bring alcohol, and plan to drink right out of the bottle.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“You’re a strange woman, Janette.” “You know what happens when women get a hold of books. We get ideas, and you know there’s nothing more dangerous than a woman with ideas.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder