Pumpkin Teeth Quotes

“Imagine how much more frightening death must be to an immortal?”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth

“You marry the one who will be a good father, not a good lay.”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth

“Next door I could hear the old man’s soul flap its heavy vermillion butterfly wings as the hustler shot a load down his throat.”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth

“I could hear an old man in the stall next to ours sucking a hustler’s cock; I thought of animals gathering at a salt lick during the night near a cave: carnivore rubbing shoulders with deer.”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth

“When you can hear someone giving head but can’t see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth

“Ageing must be like wearing a heavy, itchy suit.”
― Tom Cardamone, Pumpkin Teeth