Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle Quotes

“He was, to my mind, a little inbred looking. His ears and nose were more pronounced than they ought to have been, he had a schoolgirl complexion with flushed red cheeks and his thin brown hair was already receding badly.  He looked like he would grow up to be a Tory politician.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“Mum knew with absolute unshakeable certainty that she was right about everything.  From astrophysics to fine art, my mother was the ruling opinion in any room.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“I turned to look at the nurse still hovering by my bed. She looked like a raccoon might if it lost all of its fur, developed a bad allergy that affected its skin and gained two hundred pounds. Life seemed a tad unfair at times. Big Ben had a wound to his abdomen that was almost ten inches long – can you guess what he compared the length to? The blow from the machete had been a glancing one mostly but it had also cut into his flesh and muscle. He would likely heal sooner than I and he didn't seem all that bothered by it. I was though.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“I have it all diarised in my office.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“I was feeling generally surprised today. Not only at the truths I was now discovering but also from what I was learning about my childish, fragile ego and how gullible I could be.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“Mr. Wriggly?' Oh, my Lord I just said that out loud.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“I knew very little about steel”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“Though I have explained the name, I am still faced with the unfortunate task of telling you what I do for a living. I have my own business and that, of course, always sounds good, but when you are on the second date and the lady wants to hear more about you, there is simply no good way of telling her that you are a paranormal investigator. The reactions have been entertaining, I suppose. Some freeze and ask me to repeat myself, some laugh and ask me what I really do. One called me a total loser and walked straight out of the restaurant. However, not one lady has ever been impressed with my current job. Doubtless, you are on their side, but let me explain how it came about and let me first reassure you that I in no way believe that the paranormal exists.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“a year, so we are still working out how to manage”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“content as it was not suitable for daytime”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“looked quite pissed off, but he didn’t attempt”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

“There had been people under my command, and I had always made sure they ate before me, got rest before I did and when they were sick or injured or whatever, I always visited them and made sure they had what they needed. It was a camaraderie thing, or a leadership thing, or some thing.”
― Steve Higgs, Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle