Gypsy Truths Quotes

“As much as I would love losing myself in you, especially after the rough few days, I’m afraid I have to escort some wolves to the running lands. Also, there’s a stamp on your forehead that spells ‘LOSER,’ and I’m finding it terribly distracting during this really intense moment.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“People are inherently loyal to their own opinion”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“She lets her words trail off, as though she expects me to figure it out for myself, once again giving me a taste of what it’s like to be her on the clueless end of things.

Something that she apparently finds obvious is bewildering to those of us not in the know.

Namely me.

And also once again, I fucking hate this feeling and have no desire to experience such in the future.

I will learn all the things.

All of them.

Hell, I may even investigate Bigfoot sightings.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“I end up leaning on my sword for a moment, after exerting almost the last of my energy to take down one of the weakest Vampyres. Must be nice to be a Van Helsing, who can carry on idle chit-chat, while fighting like it’s a day job.

“I told you to feed more often—”

“I don’t want to hear ‘I told you so’s’ right now, you smug prat. I want you to kiss me,” I tell him.

“I’ll fucking die first,” he assures me, quickly knocking the head off the Vampyre, who damn near crept up on me.

After Vance does some fancy sword skills, clearly showing off, five Vampyres lose their head, leaving only two.

I stick behind Vance, shamelessly using the sword-happy Van Helsing as a shield.

“Should we discuss the ghost fanning herself right now?” I ask, as Emily slides up next to us, moving with us toward the remaining Vampyres.

“Pssst,” the ghost stage whispers. “The threat’s over. You can be cool again.”

I step out from behind Vance, adjust my jacket, and ignore the fucking ghost who thinks I have pride or something.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“If I ever find that rabbit hole, my parents will just have to be happy for me and miss me while I’m gone. It’s possible I may never find my way back, if it turns out to be where I belong. But the place the book explains is too similar to the home in my head. Or maybe it’s a heaven I’ll never see, since heaven is only for the dead”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“The vampire’s smile is so bright and cheery that you’d genuinely believe he just found heaven.

“This shit is seriously fucked up. Stop acting like it’s so exciting, please. I’m internally freaking out because how pleased you look, and I don’t want to freak out so soon after giving my monster so much freedom. I…liked it too much.”

Arion’s smile only grows.

The more she talks, the more it starts sounding as though this is undeniably Violet.

“Again, you’re seriously freaking me out. That’s not a good thing, Arion,” Violet tells him with an abundance of conviction. “For whatever reason, you all think I’m so damn sweet, which means you’re all entirely too fucked up. But you can’t just grin after what you’ve seen tonight. Not even you’re that crazy.”

The vampire is falling in love all over again right in front of our eyes, because she’s underestimating just how crazy he gets when he’s in love. Unlike her, he loves being underestimated.

Obliterating an adversary, starting a war, dancing on a bloody field, and underestimating him…

She’s spent the last several hours doing all his favorite things.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“I have a well thought-out masterful plan, using all my knowledge against her, since we’re all feeling in the mood to share. That’s all I have to say on the matter in the presence of certain company,” Arion tells me and only me, while deliberately using his head to gesture at Edmond. “It’ll take a few centuries, but it will work if we follow it step-by-step.”

“How elaborate is this plan of yours?” I ask on a tired breath, pre-exhausted with the Vampyre’s diabolical, overcomplicated mind. “Do we need a daily itinerary just to keep up with whatever centuries-long charade you have cooked up? Will all our commentaries be strategically scripted?”

Fucking vampires. Their head games have head games.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Waking Vance from this trance is impossible. I’ve tried absolutely everything I can think of.

I even did a sexy crawl across the ground, pretending I was Catwoman the entire time, given my outrageous leather outfit. I meowed.

I meowed at Vancetto Van Helsing.

I’m really glad he didn’t see that. It wouldn’t be so embarrassing in front of Damien, but it’d be mortifying in front of Vance.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“No one fucking tells me to behave and gets away with it. Besides Vance. That’s only because he’s the one who is actually supposed to make us behave, and he can sometimes kick my ass.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Obviously, the first place I go is Sanctuary. The omegas scatter like flies as I stalk through the doors, pausing to inspect the fact one is hanging precariously to the side.

Bobo rounds the corner with a toolbox, smiling over at me before, he bows at the waist.

“What happened here?” I ask when he straightens from the weird bow.

He shrugs, and I remember he’s fucking mute.

Right.

Guess I’ll get answers elsewhere.

Leiza freezes when she rounds the corner and spots me.

“What happened to the front door?” I ask her.

She turns and darts inside a wall. Bloody hell. I’m not wearing an angry expression, am I?

I check the mirror, finding no major scare factor. I’m fucking devilishly good looking and my smile is positively charming.

Usually she’s less skittish around me. At least in recent days.

Shera is coming down the stairs, but she oddly pales when she sees me.

What happened to front door?” I ask her.

I’ve never seen my beta run so fast.

“I’ll let Violet tell you about it,” she calls over her shoulder. “Gotta run, Boss.”

Again, I check the mirror.

Good hair.

Perfect teeth.

Excellent outfit.

Not a fucking clue what’s going on.

Typically, I enjoy instilling that sort of terror, but I’m still in trouble with Violet, and she doesn’t like her Sanctuary members feeling scared in their own home.

I work harder on giving a wider smile and aim for looking like a nice vampire alpha.

Literally, everyone scatters and disappears, aside from Bobo, who starts hammering away on the door, trembling just a little after jerking his gaze away from me.

My smile falls.

“You’re all scared little insects,” I call out very loudly, feeling mildly insulted.

I think a cricket chirps, and it’s the only sound I get in response.

Rolling my eyes, I head up the stairs to Violet’s room.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Guilt is heavier than burden, isn’t it?”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Because your vagina can handle a derailed train, apparently. I’m not sure that’s bragging rights, bestie. I’m starting to think you’re a bit of a basic slut,”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“The road to hell is paved with the best of intentions.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Miserable feels depressed when it thinks of how hard this has been for me to keep this to myself.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“All. The. Things. I will know all the things. For the rest of all eternity.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“After all, I’m an alien from Planet Pluto, and I’m here to have my vengeance on this world for taking away our planetary status. Pluto gets no respect.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Maybe the chill in the air is from hell finally freezing over.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“We’re forced to be allies, only because we’re on the same side. Certainly not because we can get along.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“She’s the one who had me stuttering a defense to an orgy misunderstanding.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“what did I do to deserve that?” Damien snaps. “I was showing gratitude.” “I appreciate you letting me punch you in the face. Consider it gratitude,” I bite out.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“I will learn all the things. All of them. Hell, I may even investigate Bigfoot sightings.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“People are inherently loyal to their own opinion,”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Rolling my eyes, I mutter, “Maybe the chill in the air is from hell finally freezing over.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Feeling cute,” Arion says, grinning like he thinks he’s adorable or some shit, as he lazily shrugs a shoulder. “May give you an orgasm. May not. I dunno.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Obliterating an adversary, starting a war, dancing on a bloody field, and underestimating him… She’s spent the last several hours doing all his favorite things.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Oh fuck my life. I have a camel toe problem. I have a leather jumpsuit camel toe problem.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“I’ve never once been in charge of this shit show. Why is everyone suddenly letting me win arguments?” I ask, reminding them both who is really at fault for this mess.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“Nope! Not today, satan. Not today.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths

“She dares to be openly curious, in a world that mocks you for not already having all the answers.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Truths