The Accidental Countess Quotes

“If you die, you won't be my uncle anymore," Royce offered.
"Planning to do me in, are you?"

Royce pondered this a moment before saying, "Not until I'm older."

"How very reassuring. I shall sleep better at night, knowing it. Be sure to let me know the date on which you plan to kill me, won't you?”
― Michelle Willingham, The Accidental Countess

“I don't suppose you'd know where your Aunt Emily is sleeping?"
"Gah," the baby replied.
"You are a veritable wellspring of information.”
― Michelle Willingham, The Accidental Countess