Bird Quotes

“If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for real life, they’d have a class called Working With Assholes.”
― Cee Bowerman, Bird

“When I think about you, I touch myself.  Meaning I rub my temples because you give me a fucking migraine.” Drea to Bird”
― Cee Bowerman, Bird

“She’ll rule the world someday, but she might need to learn to sit up first. It will make it easier to hold court.”
― Cee Bowerman, Bird

“I always knew motherhood was hard, but I didn’t realize that it was mostly just being a little person’s personal chef and snack bitch.”
― Cee Bowerman, Bird