Dave the Villager 13 Quotes

“I failed you, Master,” said Wex, crouching down on one knee in front of the throne. “But I will make it up to you, I promise.” “Nah, she’ll probably just fail you again, I reckon,” said Carl. “Just throw her into the lava pit.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“CHAPTER FOUR Dave Tells a Lie Dave was led down some stairs, across a bridge high above the lava pit (he tried not to look down) and then into a large empty room with nothing but wooden seats. Two ninjas stood at the door, making sure he didn’t escape. Dave sat down on one of the seats and waited.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Ash’s yellow cat, which fired bolts of electricity at the evil ninjas, stunning them.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Only joking,” said Carl. “Sort of.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Watch your tongue creeper,” said the evil ninja, “or I shall remove it from your mouth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave was about to run away from the zombie pigmen, but then he realized that, as bad as she was, he couldn’t just leave Wex to be trampled by the pigmen. So he picked her up and chucked her into Carl’s cell,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave, I hope you’re here somewhere, he thought. I could do with a rescue. If you save my life I promise I’ll never call you an idiot again. Probably.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hey, I’m not useless,” said Carl. “I can cook baked potatoes pretty well.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“It’s… it’s you!” gasped Carl, unable to believe his eyes. “Aw man… this is going to be so cool!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“pigmen”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What if you could cheat death?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“And he slapped his wooden sword against one of the zombie pigmen’s butts. “Roink!” yelled the zombie pigman. It looked around angrily, trying to work out what had happened. Dave was standing right in front of the zombie pigman, but it seemed to have no idea that Dave was the one who’d hit it. “You lot really are stupid,” sighed Dave. “Ok, let’s try that again.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hey, wait!” said Carl. “What are you doing?!” “Waking you up,” said Seth. And then he threw Carl off of the roof. “Waaaaaa!!!” yelled Carl, as he fell towards the village below.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Maybe we should stop calling them ‘evil ninjas’,” said Ash. “It makes them sound evil.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Well, apart from the time he forgot to bring any obsidian with him and I had to sacrifice my life to blow up a city. But then he used time travel to fix it, so it all turned out ok in the end.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“CHAPTER FOUR Dave Tells a Lie”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Fight!” Carl yelled. The Ninja Squad rushed towards the evil ninjas, and the battle began. Carl ran around on Master Cowbagio, smashing into every evil ninja he could find.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Stop wriggling!” snarled Wex. “Nah,” said Carl, “I think I’m actually gonna wriggle some more.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Ash was now wearing a red baseball cap over his ninja robes, and had a yellow cat standing by his feet that seemed to be glowing with electricity.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“They both laughed. “Oh Carl,” said Seth, wiping a tear of laughter from his eye, “sometimes I think your wit is sharper than a quadranium”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Master Nexus”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book