So Hectic Quotes

“How about instead of paying my usual rate, you jam your money up your dickhole?” she’d told Toby in her sweetest baby-girl voice.

“Might be hard,” he said. “It’s mostly electronic…”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“You can’t… you want me to stay in your room?” he asked, head swimming worse than ever.

“For a few hours,” she whispered, shoving him inside. “But stay quiet, okay? I’m not allowed to have guys in here after Joel sleepwalked into Sam’s room and pissed all over her wardrobe and childhood drawings and passport.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“Tabby, what’s⁠—”

“Shhh,” she hissed. “Shut your whorish mouth. And walk lighter. Walk like you’re on a cloud in heaven, and every step might kill Jesus!”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“What harebrained lack of foresight had provoked him to bring up the jet ski thing? Best case scenario he looked like a complete asshole. Worst case, he’d come off like a sad asshole, desperately trying to impress the hottest girl in his year level with his start-of-year stationery. Look at how many multi-colour highlighters I have!”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“I’d like to meet someone,” Jo said. “Where do single men over forty-five drink these days?”

“In the shower.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“Oh my God,” Blonde One slurred. “You’re so loud!”

“I know,” Tabby snapped. “Be grateful because if it weren’t for women like me, you wouldn’t be allowed to drive.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“She laughed. “And what does this Toby Tennant look like?”

“These days? A four-hundred-dollar haircut with a thumb attached.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“Toby was an absolute beast in the sack. But then, some people just had it. Like being able to shoot hoops, or spell ‘xylophone,’ or draw an accurate horse.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic

“in an ideal world, you’d have more than one mother figure to turn to if one was as abhorrent as the woman you came out of. And that way, old chickens like me could help raise children even if we couldn’t have them ourselves.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic: Silver Daughters Ink, Book #3

“that in an ideal world, we’d live in communities. A mix of people of all ages and backgrounds, all caring for one another and doing the laundry, and gathering mushrooms and what have you.”
― Eve Dangerfield, So Hectic: Silver Daughters Ink, Book #3