Shady Oaks Quotes

“I see Bob’s been giving you lessons in asshole-do.” He turned to me and bowed. “Thank you so much for your instruction, Sensei.” “You are welcome, Pad-a-half.” “I’m not up to Pad-a-one yet, Master Yoda?” “Not quite.”
― Jerry Boyd, Shady Oaks

“I picked up Mrs. Parks, and trailed along. My whole life I’d heard about picking up women, and how much fun it was. I must have been doing it wrong, I didn’t get a lot out of it..”
― Jerry Boyd, Shady Oaks

“Don’t say that too loud, or they’ll be trying to cobble up a Tardis.” “Who?” “Exactly.”
― Jerry Boyd, Shady Oaks