Instacrush Quotes

“The truth was that Theo’s brand of fun inspired, not dislike, but envy and something akin to protectiveness. Because Theo Kershaw, Dick-Man, Superglutes, hockey god, and ruptured aneurysm survivor, was a rather pure soul. Too friendly, too nice, too innocent, a cinnamon roll who could be hurt big time. By people like her.”
― Kate Meader, Instacrush

“The French toast was amazing. One more check in Kershaw’s perfection column, which was getting longer than a CVS receipt—and just as annoying.”
― Kate Meader, Instacrush

“An extra hour on the treadmill tomorrow," he said, patting his naked abs.
She was pouring wine and missed the glass.
He grinned.
"Can it," she grated.
"They're just abs, Elle-oh-Elle, and you claim to be so above it all."
She pushed a glass his way. "No one likes a braggart, Kershaw.”
― Kate Meader, Instacrush

“A lot of people would jump at the chance to be seen with me, y'know."
Her expression was pitying. "Poor Superglutes, aren't you getting enough attention from your millions of Instagram followers? Is it lonely being adored by all your fans?"
"Very! All they see is this amazing body and gorgeous hair and beautiful cheekbones. Sure, I'm hilarious and great in bed, but do they appreciate it? Do you appreciate it?”
― Kate Meader, Instacrush