Second Story Man Quotes

“Cool Beans, you’ve learned the skill Not Quite Golf. Now you can swing things and pretend you’re playing golf without actually playing it. Bonus for also having the skill, Lying to Yourself.”
― Eric Ugland, Second Story Man

“She sounded like the type of person who’d never had to wait on a line, and understood that to be her god-given right. An ultimate boss-level, I’d-like-to-speak-to-your-manager Karen. I hated and feared her instantly.”
― Eric Ugland, Second Story Man