Really? Quotes

“I’ve said it before and I’m going to say it here again, now. Nothing brilliant has ever resulted from a meeting.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“There are many models in the current range, and if you ask a 911 enthusiast to talk you through the subtle differences between each, you can be sure that by the end of the conversation one of you will be dead.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“On top of the dashboard are three dials in a raised binnacle. They tell you nothing you need to know but they look good. They look sporty. They tell you that you are a man in a hurry, but here's hoping you aren't, because this is not a fast car.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“My sister once asked why it always feels, in any car, as if you’re sitting inside a man’s wash bag, and she has a point. They’re normally black and dark and enlivened only by some red stripes.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“Many think the steering wheel is nothing more than a handy place to rest a laptop. Going round a corner at more than 2mph would cause your bucket of coffee to fall over. So why bother?”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“A saloon car has to be fast and comfortable and refined, and all of this stuff costs millions of pounds to develop. An SUV just needs to be big and full of buttons. That costs 8p.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“Porsche made more money last year from selling almost 190,000 cars than its parent company, Volkswagen, made from selling more than 4.5 million.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?

“Mercs used to be styled by a man called Brown Bag. I’m not joking. That was his name. Oh, he said it in Italian to make it sound more interesting, but there’s no getting round the fact that Bruno Sacco means Brown Bag.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Really?