The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids Quotes

“When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“barbershop?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“and”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“president’s”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“What do you call an older snowman? Water.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“something you can hold in one hand or pop into”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“rainbow.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“card wet?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“clothes?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“tickles!”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“skunk”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“on”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“July”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“Want me to tell you a joke about pizza? Sorry, it’s too cheesy.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“Why is dark spelled with a “k” and not a “c?” Because you can’t “c” in the dark.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“Silly Stat: Laughter is good for you! It decreases the chemicals in our bodies that make us sick and increases the ones that make”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“I am not alive, but I grow.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

“What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weak day.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!