A Fashionable Fiasco Quotes

“Bring them together. Children need their mother. They will help you find the perfect recipe. They will have the ingredients. Good versus evil must be served by one with a little pinch of nature.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“they call it almond milk because no one can say nut juice without laughing.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“perfect recipe. They will have the ingredients. Good versus evil must be served by one with a little pinch of nature.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“Bring them together. Children need their mother. They will help you find the”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“Call me crazy,” Hortense muttered as she opted for a wheeled scooter rather than a metal cart, “but I’m going to say they call it almond milk because no one can say nut juice without laughing.” Hortense’s observation was brilliant, but I had no time to appreciate my clever comrade’s remark.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“Occasionally it’s wiser to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re a dolt rather than open it and remove all doubt,” God chided his brother.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“I thought you were supposed to be the smarter one. However, light travels faster than sound, which might be why you appear bright until you speak.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a less conceited statement than that one.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“You know, someone wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth,”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“The village called. They would like their idiot back. You should probably go.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“I am strong enough,” I whispered into the barren, sterile air. “For I am the storm, you mother fucker.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“Bring them together. Children need their mother. They will help you find the perfect recipe. They will have the ingredients. Good versus evil must be served by one with a little pinch of nature.” “Bring”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“light travels faster than sound, which might be why you appear bright until you speak.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco

“Any idiot can know,” Bill said thoughtfully. “The question is, will they understand?”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionable Fiasco