Can't Fix Cupid Quotes

“smack him on the arm, but that just makes him laugh harder. “Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. I was going to add, Give Warren Knight an epic blow job to my to-do list, but I’m scratching that right off.” “Considering your oral skills, that might be for the best.” This fucker.”
― Raven Kennedy, Can't Fix Cupid

“know that whenever he’s a dick, people always back down and let him win. But that’s just not gonna work on me. See, I’ve seen this guy jerk off more times than I can count. Once you know their O face, their mean face just isn’t as impressive.”
― Raven Kennedy, Can't Fix Cupid

“So then, when I finally get one stinkin’ arrow, what do I do? I miss! I shot it out and accidentally hit her little dog that she had hidden in her purse. She had to leave her date early because the dog hopped out and started humping people’s legs. It wouldn’t stop, and that little guy was fast.”
― Raven Kennedy, Can't Fix Cupid

“My hands continue to move up his thighs, all the way to his belt. But I don’t undo it, and I take extra care not to touch the outline of his now very hard cock. I wink at it. I’m not really sure why. I’m just smug about my ability to make him so hard so fast, and I want his dick to know I appreciate”
― Raven Kennedy, Can't Fix Cupid