Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Come on, you’re a great distraction! All the bosses hate you for some reason!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, that kick hurts, man.” “Your face does look a bit puffy. Anyway, if it makes you feel better, I’ll check our troops for any injuries.” “Yes, please do.” “Alright, give me a second.” Then Devlin announced, “Gather up, everyone, and get into formation!” “The line formation?” asked Arthur. “No, the first formation. Thank you, Arthur.” The guards, knights and paladins formed the first section of the formation. Then the snipers, rangers and archers quickly made their way back to us and got into the rear section. Once our noncombatants and necromancers filled in the middle, the formation was complete. At that point, Devlin asked if anyone got hurt. No one said anything. “Great. We’re good to go, then,” Devlin said to me. “And I got everyone into formation.” “Alright, Paladin-Captain, lead us to the stronghold,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“carrot cakes!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Arthur.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Right when Gavin saw me standing at the front gate, a look of confusion came over his face. “You? What are you still doing here? Don’t tell me you still want a tour of my base?” My mouth dropped. He forgot about us? “What?! Are you kidding me?! We’ve been out here waiting for you!” yelled Devlin. “Waiting for me? Don’t you mean you’ve been waiting for your friends here?” said Gavin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The necromancer chuckled. “Why would you think I would let a former enemy into my base? And especially when he would be accompanied by his friend, the Uptight Knight?” “Hey, I’m not a knight anymore! I’m a paladin!” retorted Devlin. “Oooh, alright, Mr. Uptight Paladin. Hm, that doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“magna”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“game over.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“They were all hungry as well.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whoa, that’s making really good use of our time here.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“there’s probably a place here in the Nether where the fire burns the hottest,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“necromancers.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“necromancer and the warlocks are aspiring necromancers, I think Gavin will welcome us into his base. Once inside, you can ask him”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Haha! I knew my plan would work,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I could almost feel its heat on my back. Luckily, I made it to the spiral path and started running upward. As I ran, I looked down and saw that the angry cube was just hopping in place down there in the center.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“All the bosses hate you for some reason!” The magma boss charged at me with quick, short hops.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, he’s busy looking for food, probably cookies!” yelled Arthur. “What? No!” I said. “I’m looking for another weapon.” “Oh, I knew that.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Boom!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I OUGHT TO SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!” shouted”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alright, lead on.” I ran back into formation. After trekking on through the dangerous environment for another ten minutes, we finally made it to the outpost.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, Arceus was super happy about it.” “Really? Why?” “He was concerned about his wooden body catching on fire in the Nether.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“four-birds-with-one-stone”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“go punch a baby”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Hey, um, you’re not gonna call him a scumbag to his face, right?” I said. “Nah.” “Whew…” “I’m going to call him a dirtbag.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“a martial arts master under the Kung Fu discipline.” “Kung Fu?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“pouty paladin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, quit being so dramatic,” said Devlin. Then he pushed me into the portal.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nightfall”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Isaac…?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, Arceus was super happy about it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 44 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)