Abandoning Ship Quotes

“Holy ship! That's us! I guess ship happens when you are good people, right? Ship, ship, hooray!”
― Susan Hawke, Abandoning Ship

“make sure you get the one that is numbered with your special couple number. Trust me, you boy/boy couples out there would not want to get a gift with bath bombs and girl massagers. You'd prefer the one meant for you with flavored lube and special toys like vibrating butt plugs or an autographed DVD from a premier gay porn studio. And for you straight couples—I'm sorry—we have vanilla pudding”
― Susan Hawke, Abandoning Ship

“I don't care about you girls as much, at least there’s something sexy about two girls getting it on.”
― Susan Hawke, Abandoning Ship

“Calm down, babe. I didn't marry you for your money. I married you because I can't read a form, remember”
― Susan Hawke, Abandoning Ship

“I wanted to drop to my knees and pay homage to that perfect ass.”
― Susan Hawke, Abandoning Ship