After Z Quotes

“Her purse flew, seemingly, from out of nowhere and hit me full in the face in an explosion of Chap Stick, loose change, pens, pencils and what I’m pretty sure was a five-pound sledge hammer, along with various feminine hygiene products.”
― J.S. Patrick, After Z

“Yep, dick and fart jokes. That’s me in a nutshell.”
― J.S. Patrick, After Z

“After she threatened to beat me with her belt I just decided it was safer to park and hike.”
― J.S. Patrick, After Z