The Waterproof Bible Quotes

“- the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“...a river season will last as long as it takes you to reach your new
place. If you get into the river and let it take you where you need to
be, your river season will last an afternoon. But if you fear change
and struggle and hold on to the rocks, the river season will last and
last. It will not end until your body becomes exhausted, your grip
weakens, your hands slide off the rocks and the current takes you to
your new place.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“Why do bad things happen to good people?'

'Because it makes a good story.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“Remember that the truth within yourself will always be greater than the truth found in these pages. These stories are here to guide us—to help us find that truth, not to tell us what it is.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“To lose one's keys is the equivalent of losing one's mind.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“for a moment he became frightened that, with no one watching him, he might begin to disappear forever.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“the code of a world he'd never been invited to join.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“Stewart got out of the truck and walked into the wheat field he’d parked beside. The stalks grew higher the deeper into the field he went. He continued walking. The stalks were slightly taller than his waist, but he still didn’t know what to say.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“Siz insanlar temel bir sorun olduğunu hiç fark etmediniz mi? Hayır mı? İşte sana bir ipucu... Mutlu bir sonla üzücü bir sonun arasındaki tek fark şudur: Birinde sonun zamanını sen belirlersin.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible

“When Aquatics are overwhelmed, they seek out the tallest object in view, lie on their backs, put their heads against it and look up. The ritual is called litill, and its purpose is to remind believers that they are actually quite small and, therefore, so are their problems.”
― Andrew Kaufman, The Waterproof Bible