Just Playin' Quotes

“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“When men lie on their backs, their balls fall in front of their butthole, causing a vapor lock. With one hole blocked, the remaining one must double its production. Digestive fumes, beer gas, and even weed gas are vented out of their mouths. Hence the snoring.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“Men these days want it all: a pretty face, large breasts, and a bootylicious ass on a petite frame. Even the drastic advancements in mankind haven’t clued them in on the fact that the likelihood of a woman having both a booty and a tiny waist is virtually impossible.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“Unless I’m sitting on your face, my weight is none of your business.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“You’re fucking perfect.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“I’m like a kid in a candy store. I don’t know which goodie to sample first.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“You can have skills in abundance, drive by the bucket load, and more knowledge than you know what to do with, but without passion, you’ll never reach the pinnacle of success.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“Don’t ever change. You’re fucking perfect just the way you are.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“If you ever use a word like ‘playtime’ around me ever again, I’ll rearrange your face.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'

“She’s either Australian or South African. I often get their accents confused.”
― Shandi Boyes, Just Playin'