Remember You When Quotes

“I read somewhere that a person had a one in fifty million chance of getting bitten by an alligator. With my luck, I'd be that one person. An alligator would wiggle its way through the sewers and water pipes all the way from the coast of Florida, through the Midwest, and then way out to the Phoenix desert to my house, slither up our plumbing and bite my ass. That was my brand of luck.”
― Liz Fichera, Remember You When