Dave the Villager 10 Quotes

“Got it,” said Carl, and he disappeared down the corridor in his iron suit.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Don’t worry, Dave,” Carl whispered to him, “I still think you’re a loser.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I don’t have much time to explain, but I’m going to blow up the city.” “Wow,” said Carl, “for the first time in your life you’ve just said something cool.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“A couple of the giant zombie pigmen were hit by TNT blasts from the cannons, slowing them down,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Around ten gigantic zombie pigmen now towered over the rest of the army. They were slightly taller than the city wall, as far as Porkins could tell.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Thanks Carl,” said Dave, smiling. “Make sure you tell everyone… just tell them I care for them.” “You can tell them yourself,” said Carl. And then he punched Dave in the face, knocking him out cold.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Um, I don’t know how to say this,” said Finkus. “But you’re… you’re a potato.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Speak fool!” said the voice. “What body has been blessed with the soul of Lady Spidroth? And why can’t I move?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave the hero!” everyone repeated, standing up and raising their glasses high. Dave felt his cheeks glow red. He was blushing. “Don’t worry, Dave,” Carl whispered to him, “I still think you’re a loser.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m Alex!” said Alex, grabbing Mayor Birchwood by the hand and shaking it. “I’m a clone of Steve, but I was left in a cryogenic tube for too long and I lost all my memories and my hair turned orange.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“want to talk. She was known throughout the village as the Gossip Queen,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“that under our city… under our very feet…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“baked potatoes.” “We’ll be there!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“warming”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Carl, old chap,” said Porkins, “could I try one of those potatoes?” “NO!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Of course evening was a relative term in the Nether: down here it was always the same—no night, no day, no change. It was enough to drive you mad. I should have put Porkins down here instead of Alex, thought Robo-Steve. Porkins was used to the Nether; he wouldn’t have minded seeing the same orangey rocks day in and day out. For him this was home. But for someone like Alex, who got bored easily, the Nether was not a fun place to be.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“darn good thrashing!” There was a louder cheer this time, and the villagers returned to their positions on the wall. Even the one on the cobblestone steps. “Sorry, Porkins,” the villager said, looking embarrassed.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“hadn’t been prepared for what happened next. A jet of fire had shot out of the back of the pig, and now it was running at a ridiculous speed: so fast that all Dave could see was”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“We saw him transform into a giant lava chap once. A giant lava chap!” “Listen,” said Mayor Birchwood, “I appreciate your concern, really I do, but Diamond City is well defended.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Defending the Wall”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Um, maybe…. Mayor Birchwood: the mayor who destroyed the city to save the city,” suggested Simon. “Simon, you genius, you’ve done it again!” said Mayor Birchwood.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Have you given them all names yet?” Dave asked Carl. “Well,” said Carl, “the first wolf I tamed was called Bark, so I thought I’d give them all names along a similar theme. So there’s Bark 2, Bark 3, Bark 4, Bark 5, Bark 6, Bark 7, Bark 8, Bark 9, Bark 10, Bark 11, Bark 12, Bark 13, Bark 14 and Alan.” “Alan?” said Dave. “Named after my uncle,” said Carl. “He blew himself up when he was frightened by a sheep. He was a bit of an idiot.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“These… are… the… most… delicious… potatoes… EVER!” Carl said, his mouth stuffed full. “Carl, old chap,” said Porkins, “could I try one of those potatoes?” “NO!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh no,” said the villager. “Our chefs will be so disappointed. Mayor Birchwood hired the greatest chefs in the city to prepare a feast in your honor. You should see the amazing things they were going to do with baked potatoes.” “We’ll be there!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Fantastic diamond armor that,” said the mayor, looking at Carl’s diamond golem suit. “We are partial to diamonds here ourselves, you may have noticed. Ha ha ha!” “HA HA HA HA HA!!!” said Robo-Steve loudly. Everyone looked at him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Well,” said Carl, “the first wolf I tamed was called Bark, so I thought I’d give them all names along a similar theme. So there’s Bark 2, Bark 3, Bark 4, Bark 5, Bark 6, Bark 7, Bark 8, Bark 9, Bark 10, Bark 11, Bark 12, Bark 13, Bark 14 and Alan.” “Alan?” said Dave. “Named after my uncle,” said Carl. “He blew himself up when he was frightened by a sheep. He was a bit of an idiot.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Ninjas probably in book 12!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Isn’t this bow cool? It’s called a crossbow, I don’t know why. Instead of taking forever to fire one arrow, it can fire arrows quickly. Pew pew pew! Think of how many bad guys you could slay—pew pew pew pew pew!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Mayor Birchwood—the diamond of Diamond City.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book