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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats by Bradley Trevor Greive
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“A dog’s demonstrative behavior, far from indicating any inability to reason, is a measure of their enormous compassion, optimism, hope, and a capacity for forgiveness that should leave us all withered with shame.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: dogs
“How could such adoration and devotion ever be a bad thing? Because so many dog owners are unworthy of it. We are shamed by our dog’s loyalty, and we know, deep in our hearts, we will never measure up to it. In a fractured, impersonal world like ours, such a precious gift should be treasured, and yet so many of us take it for granted. Worse of all, we turn it against our dogs, repaying loyalty with mistreatment and neglect.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: dogs
“Like well-adjusted children, dogs require significant training and supervision. They must be fed, watered, and exercised every single day. They need love, lots and lots of love, and they need to know you are there for them. In other words, caring for a dog is not a hobby or a part-time responsibility – it’s a real relationship.

This is somewhat true of cats, as well. The relationship maybe weirdly one-sided and kind of embarrassing, but you still have to turn up.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: cats, dogs
“But not all cat lovers are pudgy, masochistic loners who lack energy and self-respect to have a dog. Some are simply evil.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: cats
“In the USA last year, some ten million lost and forgotten cats and dogs ended up in shelters. The records tell us that stray cats are fifteen times less likely to be claimed from the shelters by their owners than dogs and are also at least 30 percent less likely to be adopted by new owners. As a result, cats made up most of the five million abandoned pets who never found another loving home and thus, after a short and terrifying period of confusion, were euthanized via lethal injection. There is no truer measure of our relationship with cats and dogs than this heartbreaking statistic.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
“Dogs consistently win the part of square-jawed hero and sympathetic ear, while cats compete vigorously with British character actors for the role of effete villain, whining sidekick, and insufferable snob. Is this grossly unfair? I think not. By deed and association, cats have won a most unenviable reputation due to their predilection for uncivil disobedience and conditional affection.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: cats, dogs
“In modern history has one central tenet, it is that the masses will embrace anything if it’s cheap and easy. This is our fundamental weakness and will almost certainly lure the entire human race to its doom. Thermonuclear Armageddon would require far too much cerebral effort – our collective fate is a bear trap baited with a cheeseburger.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
“Caring for a dog, on the other hand, requires a great deal more effort. It’s not nearly as challenging as raising a child, but it’s a whole lot harder than making pizza from scratch. The rewards are far greater, but so is the mess.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: dogs
“One dark day we will wake to find a suffocating blanket of cats has covered the entire globe like a mewling funeral shroud.”
Bradley Trevor Greive, Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
tags: cats