Raze Quotes

“Caffeinated! Temporary changes: Movement speed +10%! Charisma -2. Intelligence +1!”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“Mike looked at the building once more. He squinted and pointed up. “No shingles on the roof?” “Well, Mike,” Joe stood up, brushed off his Robe of Liquid Darkness, and shrugged, “no shingles on the blueprint.”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“he was still somewhat leery of agreeing to work now for a possible reward later. It was like an artist being asked to work for ‘exposure’. People die of exposure!”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“What falls faster, a ton of feathers or a one-ton anvil. The anvil, less wind resistance.”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“Towny McTownface!”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“I’m Italian. I don't care.”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“That’s before the effect we are after is in place.”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“only to be accidentally knocked over by a bald young adult and two people sprinting after him.”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“Right… I need to get everything under the threshold of fifty above it before I get wisdom to one hundred. I bet that would add a whole slew of additional debuffs.” Wisdom +1! “Ahh! My stats are trying to kill me!”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“Oh, you found our newest coffee shop! That was my idea. Did you find something that you liked?” “Blasphemy.” “I’m… sorry, I didn’t catch that?”
― Dakota Krout, Raze

“Small non-combat pet (Coffee Elemental). Brown liquid flowed up Joe’s arm like a snake, resolving into a small creature that smiled at him with huge, brown eyes. It spoke in a tiny, high-pitched voice, “Drink me?”
― Dakota Krout, Raze