Kiss Me Tonight Quotes

“Not a rooster or cockerel or whatever those cock-a-doodle-doo bastards were called. An actual cock. A dick. A peen. A pork sword. A semen lollipop. A jizz teat. A sperm worm. A cum gun. An honest-to-God fucking penis. Attached to an honest-to-God man.”
― Emma Hart, Kiss Me Tonight

“He was definitely the kind of person I’d pop a few crotch goblins out with.”
― Emma Hart, Kiss Me Tonight

“Your mistakes are not justified by the actions of other people. It doesn’t matter if someone else is doing the same thing you are. It doesn’t make it right.”
― Emma Hart, Kiss Me Tonight

“You’re in a library!” Halley jerked around with a hiss. “You can’t go flaunting unwanted dick pics everywhere!” “This wasn’t unwanted,” I corrected her. “It was accidental. A wrong number dick pic.”
― Emma Hart, Kiss Me Tonight

“me in with an ‘accidental’ dick pic so we’ll become friends and meet for a drink where you can later strangle me with a shoelace and dump me in a river? DICK GUY: You caught me.”
― Emma Hart, Kiss Me Tonight