Once & Future, Vol. 1 Quotes

“Plenty of things that are real are nonsense.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“He is the greatest knight…and his father was the greatest knight before him, you see. And a great night too, I bet. Lancelot.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Everyone who knows the story is a way in for this nonsense!”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“What’s a family of monster hunters to do without monsters?”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Elaine is Galahad’s mum. She’d have bonked a Lancelot to get pregnant. God knows where she found a Lancelot.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“I know you two will want to do a little screaming first, but we really have to get to the grail castle quickly.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Galahad’s the son of Lancelot. He’s the greatest knight. Chosen one silliness.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“I like her. She’s got a good head on her shoulders.”

“Why were you so mean to her then?”

“I was just treating her like part of the family…”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Oh…hell. It’s all real.”

“Pith. You’re as bad as Duncan. It’s not real. It’s just true.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Why believe in something that actually works? Stupid species, sometimes.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“She…won’t shoot.”

“Let me guess. You do that pause every time you lie?”

“Well, she shot me, but I’m family. She probably won’t do that to someone else. It’d be rude.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Don’t stare at the unearthly demon ladies. It’s rude.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“Be careful with people who chase monsters too hard.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“What is it for?”

“Well, I used to hurt vampires.”

“You used to hunt vampires?”

“Yes, I used to. Then I ran out of vampires.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead

“I’d say I’m not normally this much of a klutz, but…well, that’s be a lie.”
― Kieron Gillen, Once & Future, Vol. 1: The King is Undead