Fish on a Bicycle Quotes

“Cock Cheese?” Jackson had been busy with flying paperweights. Yikes—busy week! “Couldn’t have happened to sweeter smegma.”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle

“God, two concussions in a year. Ellery was going to make him wear a helmet to go to the bathroom, and Jackson would totally deserve it.”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle

“All I’m saying is kids want a family. I’m saying a good family needs to understand that kids are going to be themselves. None of that changes when you grow up. You are not going to stop wanting the family you grew up with—that was safe for you. And they are going to need to accept you as you are, good and bad, gay or straight, if they’re going to claim they’ve done their jobs.”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle

“Outbreak Monkey song coming from the Bluetooth speaker on Ellery’s new desk.”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle

“No guy wants to come apart in front of his significant other,” Ellery snapped. “There are entire books written about the fact that men are socialized to communicate worse than twelve-year-old boys at a sock-hop.”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle

“Oh my God. Stop reading my mind!” “Then stop being a decent human being with perfectly predictable emotional reactions!”
― Amy Lane, Fish on a Bicycle