The Art of Dying Quotes

“You realize your eyebrows scrunch together like two caterpillars humping when you make that face?”
― Derik Cavignano, The Art of Dying

“Billy shrugged. “I think the better question is why is there a dick on his face?”
― Derik Cavignano, The Art of Dying

“If Satan ever designed a highway, Ray figured it would look a lot like Route 1.”
― Derik Cavignano, The Art of Dying