Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten Quotes

“Lyra had used her ult, Castigate. It’s a spell that calls upon the power of Elune, whoever that is. It harms only the unliving, blasting them with rays of golden light. Over half of the wave turned to ash, howling. Only the mummies withstood this power, their “unliving energy” far greater than all the others’. Still, they did not emerge unscathed. Three were turned to stone, including my assailant. The rest immediately ran, consumed by magical fear. Such is the power of Elune. (Seriously, who is she?)”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“This wasn’t some random tunnel he’d entered, like number 68, with its little pool of lava at the end. This was a tunnel you couldn’t even mention without some villager’s face turning white. I’d once asked a shopkeeper about it. His response: Nope, never heard of it! And no more questions! In fact, I’m closing my shop early today! Suddenly feeling a bit tired! So strange! Good day to you, sir. Good day!”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“The wolf man—called Faolan—summoned several small ice slimes to impede the enemy’s movement and distract them further.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Lyra cast the spell Comet to create a brilliant cube of magical light, illuminating the area ahead. And what this light revealed . . . ! Okay, first, I’m just going to ask you to prepare yourself. If, for example, you are currently consuming a food item, please take advantage of my warning and put said food item down before turning any more pages. I just don’t want to receive angry letters from people who spit out half their cinnamuffin. What we saw as the blue light spilled was . . .”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“the first swing: “Cloud mining—” On the second: “—thunderstorm jogging—” The third: “—empty-bucket carrying—” The fourth: “—GRAVEL-BRIDGE BUILDING—” On the fifth one, the door shattered into hundreds of wooden pieces. “. . . P-P-P . . . P-P . . . P . . . POWDER-KEG JOCKEY . . . !!”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I’ll be there,” I said. “Just don’t expect me to be able to clap with these paws.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“cringed”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Yeah, I know. But I think it’s better if you just watch.” With that, a”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Eeebs?!”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I practiced all day against an owltroll. In truth, it was just a copy of one. A training golem. Besides being made of enchanted wood, it was like an owltroll in every way. It had a big beak and a single huge eye. It even displayed an owltroll’s specific movements and attacks.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“not waking up.” “Shake him, then.” “You shake him.” “Why me?!” “What’s his name, anyway?” “Um, I think it starts with an E? Eduardio?” “Hey!”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“will I be doing there?”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“googol.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“spin move. The dragon turned to him immediately, having grown bored of watching Zain. Again its tail crashed down, not on the golden armor but on a golden shield the gold knight had equipped. He wasn’t knocked back at all this time. Of course, there were times when Glorm evaded the dragon’s attacks completely. Through Lyra’s guidance, probably. But sometimes, he simply couldn’t avoid that tail that swept endlessly from either side. When his health finally fell to half, the elf supported him with heals. Just moments later, the rest of my friends arrived—the Legion’s finest, along with some wolf guy in robes and a young man wearing what appeared to be . . . armor made of leaves? I had no idea who they were. Extreme charged in like Zain before him. He’d chugged a Berserk potion as well. The rest staggered forward, spellbound.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Krafty,”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“eleven hours of sleep the night before. Maybe twelve.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Ghost,”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Cube Kid”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Tuesday”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Otherwise known as”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“On the first swing: “Cloud mining—” On the second: “—thunderstorm jogging—” The third: “—empty-bucket carrying—” The fourth: “—GRAVEL-BRIDGE BUILDING—” On the fifth one, the door shattered into hundreds of wooden pieces. “. . . P-P-P . . . P-P . . . P . . . POWDER-KEG JOCKEY . . . !!”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Sorry. Tell him if he wants to save his village, he needs to let you borrow his weapons.” “If you don’t lend me your weapons, your village will be destroyed!” Hmm. That didn’t come out right. Yeah, I really messed that up.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“He appears to be under the effects of a Berserk potion,”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“The wyrm, instead of attacking, simply looked down at the young man with what could have been a smile.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“+100 XP — 『 1,012 / 2,000 』 +100 XP — 『 1,112 / 2,000 』 +100 XP — 『 1,212 / 2,000 』”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I was so done
with these names.”
― Cube Kid, Tales of an 8-Bit Kitten: A Call to Arms: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure