Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Emily”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Hey, everyone!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whoa, whoa, calm down, everyone!” I said. “Lemme try to talk to them and see what’s up?” “What’s up? Don’t you see what’s up?” said Devlin. “They’re about to fire on us!” “But they haven’t yet. Just chill and let me salvage this.” I stepped out in front of Devlin’s shield. “I said do not take one step further!” yelled the announcer. “Hey, hey, remember me?” I said. “It’s Steve.” “You! What’s the meaning of this?!” “Of what?” “This army! Why did you bring an army to our doorstep?!” yelled the announcer. “Uh, I’m here on business. Is the Skeleton King in? Can I speak to him?” I asked. “I speak for our king! Now tell me what’s the meaning of this army?! Is it war you want?!” “What?! No, no, not at all! I’m telling you, we’re here on business!” “What kind of business?! The hostile takeover business?!” “No, no, you got it all wrong!” “We were kind to your people. We took you in and this is how you repay us? With a hostile takeover?!” “No! I’m serious! We’re not here to overthrow you!” “Why else would you bring such a huge army?!” “They’re here for another fight!” “Yeah, right! You mean the fight that’s going to start right after we let you past our walls?!” “What?! No!” Then the announcer turned around and said, “Bring out the golem!” “The golem? Is he talking about Bob?” I said to Devlin. “Probably,” replied the paladin. Then Alex came up to me. “Steve, you need to deescalate this situation quickly before it gets out of hand.” I nodded. “You’re right, yeah.” Some skeleton guards brought out Bob to the front of the wall. He was all chained up. “Bob!” I yelled at the sight of my friend in bindings. “Steve! What’s going on?!” said Bob. “They think we’re here to fight them,” I said. “Now tell us the truth or we’ll beat this golem!” said the announcer. Bob chuckled. “Beat me? It’s not like you guys could hurt me.” “Bob, be quiet!” I yelled. “You’re not helping. Just let me deal with them.” “Quit your stalling and start explaining!” yelled the announcer.  “Dude! We’re not here to fight. We’re not here to take over your home. I’m telling you the truth! This is a huge misunderstanding,” I explained.  “Bring out the girl!” yelled the announcer. “The girl? Is he talking about Emily?” I said softly. “She’ll make him speak the truth!” Some skeleton guards dragged out Emily. She was kicking and screaming all over the place. Her arms were also tied behind her back like Bob’s. “Unhand me, you stupid skeletons!” yelled Emily. “Emily!” I yelled. “Steve!” “Let her go!” “Tell me the truth, or else she’s going to get it!” yelled the announcer as he drew out a stone sword and pointed it at Emily’s throat.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Like, I don’t know how to interact with you after that awesome date we had. I mean, are we dating now? Are we officially a couple or what? I don’t know.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Go get fat. Get diabetes. Whatever.” Alex walked away.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“concerns,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“This”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“poof?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I know, but you know me, I’m a bit of a hothead.” “A bit?” said Alex. “Alright, fine, what’s more than a bit?” “How about you just remove that a bit part?” I suggested. “I’m a hothead?” “Yeah, that sounds about right,” said Alex.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“hero?” “That means don’t do anything stupid. We can’t afford to lose you, son. So, make sure you get back to us in one piece.” I nodded again. “Yes, sir…” “That’s all I have to say about that. Now, about the rest of your team, I think the same mini-army would serve you well in this coming battle.” “The mini-army? You want me to take a whole mini-army over there?” “Yes, you are fighting a dragon, after all, and it’s supposedly powerful.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“major threats”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“weird.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You don’t disturb a king while he naps, are you crazy? That’s how you get your head chopped off.” “Hey, that only happened one time,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yes, you. You are our champion. If you save this world from the nightly plague, perhaps villagers from all over will give their thanks to you. Maybe they will come and visit our city because of you. I mean, they already do, but maybe they’ll do it even more in the future. You might end up being our biggest attraction.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“For nine powders? Nothing. I thought you were going to ask for a lot, but nine is such a tiny amount.” “Really? Are you sure?” “Yeah, Steve. I mean, Cia and I brought back close to 1,000 blaze powders.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whatever it was, the sound was almost unbearable.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“First, a kiss from Alex. Then now, an official approval from the mayor to go on my quest. Ah, can this day get any better? I thought”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“An apple,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“it?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“ender dragon.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“How about you just remove that a bit part?” I suggested. “I’m a hothead?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, hate is a very strong word,” I said. “Oh, so you dislike the Nether, then?” “No, no, hate sounds about right.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whoa! Shadow’s behind me?” I quickly turned around, but I didn’t see him. “Hey, where are you?” Shadow stepped out of the shadows and revealed himself. “Wow, there you are,” I said. “You’re so sneaky.” “Ninja,” he said simply.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uh, don’t worry, General, the monsters are going to go away.” With hopeful eyes, I looked up at the guard. “They are?” Raymond nodded. “Yes, sir, in about five hours when the sun rises.” I slapped my forehead.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“BOOOOOOOOOM!!! Dust and debris kicked up like mad as all the endermen poofed on the spot.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ugh, you know what? I give up, Steve. Go eat whatever you want. Go get fat. Get diabetes. Whatever.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nada.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Coby.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“hugged the mayor and said, “Thank you.” “Go on, go take care of your business,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 43 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)