More Better Deals Quotes

“Don’t tell me that.” “For a murderer, you’re awfully sensitive,” she said. “I guess I am.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, More Better Deals

“Just follow the script, baby, and we’ll be farting nickels through silk pajamas.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, More Better Deals

“Technically, I’m not stealing anything. Car or pussy. You don’t own the car, and the pussy came with a nightcap.” “Don’t be vulgar.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, More Better Deals

“I could see her navel. It was a nice navel. I’d have licked champagne or chocolate out of that navel. Fact was, I might have licked pond water out of it if that’s what she had in it.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, More Better Deals