Vines of Ostara Quotes

“There was a slight jiggle in her chest as she saluted.”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara

“what the donkey-punching, glue-sniffing, scrotum-chewing fuck was going on here?”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara

“bondage-loving grandpa”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara

“What, so you can sip apple juice while your wife drinks us under the table?” Parn muttered to himself. “That sounds wonderful.”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara

“put everything away and waited for the training. I wasn’t sure what form it would take. “You see that,” Tarvor asked, pointing to a nearby bush. “That’s a fucking bush.”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara

“put everything away and waited for the training. I wasn’t sure what form it would take. “You see that,” Tarvor asked, pointing to a nearby bush. “That’s a fucking bush.” Your Herb Lore skill has increased to”
― John P. Logsdon, Vines of Ostara