Beelzebub Quotes

“You humans, though, have a choice. You can be good. You can be bad. When you are good, you can accomplish sublime things. Feed a starving child. Risk your life to rescue another. Let someone else have the last slice of cheesecake. But when you’re bad, there’s no limit to your atrocities. You commit genocide, develop a weapon that can kill a hundred thousand in the blink of an eye,”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir

“He set up a ruling system called the Tetrarchy, which essentially consisted of two senior emperors, each called Augustus, and two junior emperors-in-training, called Caesars. Diocletian was the most senior of the four, and he ruled from the Eastern Empire.”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir

“As Adversary, Satan’s job is to tempt humans away from the path of righteousness. But in order to be tempted from the path, they must be on it to begin with.”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir

“Belief is powerful. It can create something out of nothing. Belief is one of the special qualities of humanity, like free will, opposable thumbs and backaches. Belief is a spark of the divine in you. Pretty special.”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “God.” “God who?” “Your god.” There was a pause. “Oh. My god.” “That’s right.”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir

“Belief is a spark of the divine in you.”
― Mark Cain, Beelzebub: A Memoir