Wonderland Academy Quotes

“In Wonderland, the madder something is, the better it works," the Cheshire cat said. "Which is of course, why you fit in very well.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Wonderful. Mad at home and mad here. Was there nowhere that this Alice was truly sane?”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Ever since I saw you, I can't think of anyone or anything else," he whispered then leaned in and set a soft kiss on my lips.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“It figured. On the morning I'd been discharged from the psych ward, I was beginning to lose my mind.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Upon a ribbon made of stars
She glides quickly, travels far
To drink her tea
Beside the sea
On an ocean made of stars
Upon her boat so small and swift
A brilling princess was she
Soon to sleep
A dream so deep
Beside an ocean made of stars”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Cat," I whispered. "Are you mad?"

"Yes. But we're all mad here.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“It's Wonderland. Don't lose your head.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“How's your day?"

"Weird," he said with a shake of the head.

"A flower shushed me today."

He huffed a laugh. "You win.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Why are you, of all people, in baking class?"

"My family has a thing for tarts, of course."

"So I've read.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Hello, Alice," the caterpillar said, his voice deep and rich.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Maybe, just maybe, things would work out here.

If the tea didn't kill me first.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Here is your schedule," she said, sliding a piece of paper to me.

I picked it up and read it aloud. "Wildcrafting 100, Alchemy of Baking 100, Teamancy 100, Magical Weapons Training 200, Creatures of Wonderland, and History of Wonderland. What, no Quidditch?"

"What's Quidditch?”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Wonderland is very, very real. And nothing here is what you think it is.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“I looked at Nan, who was grinning wildly at me.

She waved. "Don't tell them your name. And don't lose your head."

And then the spot on the floor opened and sucked me down.

I tumbled into the darkness.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Sometimes we just have to accept how things are, even if they aren’t how we’d wish them to be. Other times, you have to stir shit up to make it better,”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“There are three eternal beings in Wonderland. The Caterpillar - a powerful oracle, the legendary Bandersnatch, and the Eternity Rose. Wonderland Academy was built here, around the garden of the Eternity Rose, to protect this precious entity. The Eternity Rose guides Wonderland in the darkest times, but it has not worked since The Greatest of Disasters. The re-awakening of the Eternity Rose is said to be a harbinger of...”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“I was the only person in the group wearing a pair of fluffy unicorn slippers.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Natter," I hissed. "What the hell is happening? I don't know where I am or what's going on."

He smiled. "Don't worry. We're all mad here. You'll figure it out.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“You have been recruited to Wonderland Academy. But there is one thing you must know about Wonderland. It is a magical, wonderful, and dangerous world with one important rule. If anyone named Alice sets foot in Wonderland, they are sentenced to death. The queen of Hearts will behead you. That is no joke. Now, keep your mouth shut and come on.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy

“Your world. Overthere.”
― Melanie Karsak, Wonderland Academy