Undead and Unfinished Quotes

“I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished

“It's nice to see you again, Laura."

"Thank you, Mrs. T-"

"No, no, no. Please, my name is-"

"Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short."

~Laura, Antonia, Betsy”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished

“Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished

“Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding.

"How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago."

"Uh...Betsy..."

"Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished

“To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman’s best friend. Put”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished