The Ruthless Boys Quotes

“if he is gone, you know we have to go on, right? We don't just get to check out of life. We only get one, bro. We have to live it, regardless.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“This is … highly unorthodox,” I begin, and Church laughs. “Miss Carson, orthodox is highly overrated. Who cares what anyone else thinks? It only matters what you want.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Honestly, Church, our biological parents’ DNA might make the shape of our lips, but the way we grin, or laugh, or light up on the inside … that comes from the people that love us.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“This plan is so crazy, it might just work. Might being the key word, of course. Might also fuck up my whole life, so there is that. But oh well. Nobody ever said Chuck Carson was a coward.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“You know my secret now. I like cute shit—including you. With your stupid, hideous glasses, and your mop of ridiculous hair, and that mouth …”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“I hadn’t noticed it until just now, but it’s pretty funny, seeing this guy with blue-streaked hair in combat boots, listening to metal, wearing gingham, baking frog cupcakes naked. I don’t even know what to say.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“There, on perfect display, are those luscious butt cheeks I know and love. “Baking in grandma’s apron again, are we?”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Shall we order?” Ranger asks, and even though you’d think in this situation, he’d blush, he doesn’t. Will he blush over a pair of unicorn socks? Sure. But not over a floppy winky in the bread bowl. Nope, not that.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“You two are class acts,” Spencer says with a roll of his eyes, and the twins shrug. “Your fault for dumping the dick in the bread. We just thought you might miss it is all. Or that maybe Spencer did.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“We don’t need to date a girl with money; we have plenty of it. And you’re more than just a C student. You’re somebody with big enough balls,” he pauses, mulls that over for a moment, continues, “with big enough ovaries to come waltzing into a school full of old-money assholes and start throwing your weight around. You’re one tough chick, Charlotte Carson.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“It’s not medieval times anymore, Mom. You don’t take anyone’s name. You just cohabitate with your three lovers and share a checking account.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“If you’d have told me on that first day of school, when the twins sat next to me in the cafeteria, that I’d end up here, doing this, I’d have laughed in your face. Yet, it feels like this is where I was meant to end up all along.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Look how smart I am,” he says, pulling a condom from his pocket with two fingers. “A good pirate is always prepared.” “You brought a condom to Disneyland?”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Getting bullied by us was the best thing that ever happened to you, you shithead.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Disneyland?” I ask, and his smile gets wide. Ranger, too, actually flashes a small, rare grin of his own. “Fucking Disneyland,”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“He smells like leather and sugar when I lean in close, and I take a deep, quiet breath to savor the smell. Maybe that's weird, but I can't help it. He's this perfect mix of sweetness and danger.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Wow. Okay, there are some aspects about going to an all-boys school that I don't miss. Constant urinal battles being one of them.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“When it comes to real estate, it might be location, location, location, but when it comes to home, it's company, company, company.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Ranger continues, taking out a notebook and writing this all down. I notice it's a pink notebook with gold edges, and a unicorn on the front. For a guy who tromps around in combat boots yelling at people all the time, smoking cigarettes, and sporting a chest tat, he sure likes cute things.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“It's our time, you know? Like after centuries of patriarchal bullshit, a little polyamory is the least men can do.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“It feels so good, I get lost in the sensations, so much so that I forget exactly where I am. If you think about it, it's a pretty risky place to do this, in an all-boys' school, in an all boys' dorm, in the all-boy's bathroom. And with a murderer or two or three on the loose? We must be idiots. And yet I can't stop.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“You're beautiful, Charlotte Carson,” he murmurs, slicking a single finger along the wet heat between my thighs. “Old man underwear and all.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“He looks so bad-ass with the big, black plugs in his ears, his shiny raven hair with the sapphire streak … and his pussycat footwear.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Well, damn, let's make a Baked Alaska then,” Spencer murmurs, and then Ranger whips out the frilly aprons. This shit is on.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Boner wizard sounds pretty cool, actually. I'll take it. Sounds like a compliment to me. Thanks, toilet brush.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Archibald Carson is a stubborn son of a bitch.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Oh, honey,” Ross begins, as the others disperse to their classes for the day. “You’ve got it bad.” “I haven’t got anything; we used a condom,” I blurt, and Ross stares at me like I’ve grown horns. This time, when I turn pink, it’s most definitely from embarrassment.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Spencer Hargrove is alive. This is the greatest day of my life. But also, I need him to not know any of that or I'll die from embarrassment. Being seventeen sucks.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“I still can't believe you're a girl.” He narrows his eyes on me. “Do you know how much gay porn I watched in preparation for our first time? I was researching how to suck a dick.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys

“Spencer and I have an undeniable connection, one that, if I'm honest with myself, scares the crap out of me. It's so intense, so raw. I've never felt like this around anyone before.”
― C.M. Stunich, The Ruthless Boys