One Little Problem Quotes

“Naturally, I panicked. “I’m totally normal. This is how I am all the time!” Unfortunately accurate. “If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.” “We’re in the living room.” “Good. Having a TV in the kitchen seemed sort of tacky.”
― F.N. Manning, One Little Problem

“You can’t just lock me away. This isn’t Russia or wherever they lock people up.” Where did that happen exactly? “Prison. Rapunzel’s tower. Russia again.”
― F.N. Manning, One Little Problem