A Dark-Hunter Christmas Quotes

“Okay, gimmi a kiss and I’ll go. (Simi)
Not in front of the Hunter, Simi. (Acheron)
The Simi wants a kiss, akri. I’ll wait all century. You know I will. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Listen and I’ll tell you what akri once told me. We have three kinds of family. Those we are born to, those who are born to us, and those we let into our hearts. I have let you into my heart so the Simi is your family and she won’t give you up. If you are sad right now, then I’m thinking your family is still in your heart too, and they are taking up so much room that you have no room for anyone else. (Simi)
I can’t give them up. (Gallagher)
And you shouldn’t. Ever. No one should ever forget those they love. But it’s like with QVC – whenever I fill up my room with too much stuff, akri builds me another room. Somehow there’s always space for more. Your heart can always expand to take in as many people as you need it to. The people who live there, they don’t go away. You just make room for one more person and then another and another and another. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi)
Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher)
No need to thank me. See, that’s what families do. They take care of each other. (Simi)
I no longer have a family. I had to give them up. (Gallagher)
Of course you have a family. Everyone has family. I’m your family. Akri your family. Even that smelly old goddess is your family. She’s that creepy old aunt who comes around but nobody likes her so they make fun of her when she’s gone. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Hey little demon, where’s boss man? (Tabitha)
He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“So tell me, do you want Simi to be your family? (Simi)
Yes, Simi, I would like to be your family. (Gallagher)
Good. You’re such a smart Dark-Hunter.(Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“I miss my family. (Gallagher)
I miss mine too. My mama was good people. ‘Simi,’ she would say, ‘I love you.’ Akri loves me too. See, akri even gave me hornay warmers so my horns wouldn’t get cold. You want some hornay warmers too? (Simi)
I don’t have horns. (Gallagher)
I could give you some real colorful ones. Akri has some black ones, but he doesn’t let other people see them. (Simi)
Ash has horns? (Gallagher)
Oh my, yes. They are quite lovely. Not as lovely as mine, but they are still very nice. The Simi would say she hopes you see them, but if you ever did, you’d be dead and I think the Simi would miss you. You seem very nice too. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Artemis the bitch goddess. You know her. She’s the one who stole your soul. (Simi)
She didn’t steal it. (Gallagher)
Of course she did. She steals everything. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Akri? Can I keep him? See, he good eating. Lots of fat on this one. (Simi)
No, Simi. You can’t keep the baby. His mother would miss him. (Acheron)
But he want to go home with the Simi. He said so. (Simi)
No, Simi. (Acheron)
No Simi, no food. Nag, nag, nag. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“I wonder what Talon would say. (Gallagher)
He would tell you not to piss me off. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Now there’s a sight you don’t see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“I’m sorry, you just remind me of someone. (Rose)
Old boyfriend? (Gallagher)
No, my great-grandfather. (Rose)
That’s not particularly flattering. I thought I looked rather good for my age. (Gallagher)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“There were Arcadians here, Katagaria, Dark-Hunters, demons, humans, and who knew what else. By rights none of them should get along and yet they were together tonight. Bound by something other than blood. They were bound together by their hearts.’ (Gallagher)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Don’t you want Simi to be your family?...This is the part where you say, ‘Yes, Simi, I would like to be your family.’ ‘Cause if you don’t, then I’ll have to take my mitt back and barbecue you. Akri is still upset about the last Dark-Hunter I barbecued and that was…oh, a thousand or so years ago. He part elephant when it comes to remembering things. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi)
No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher)
Why? Were the bears mean to you? Mama can get a bit cranky whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I’m going to eat one, but bleh! They’re way too hairy. Now if she’d let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi)
Are you joking? (Gallagher)
Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Hey. (She took his chin in her hand so that she could move his head back and forth while she examined him.) You’re hurting in there. That would make akri very sad. He doesn’t like for his Dark-Hunters to hurt and the Simi don’t like it when akri is sad. Why are you hurt? (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“St. Ash – who knew? (Gallagher)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“What are you doing out here? (Gallagher)
Not much. Akri is off with that red-headed demon so he said I could go play just so long as I don’t eat nothing not cooked by a human. But all my favorite places are closed so I thought I’d go find the bears myself and see if Jose, since he’s human, would make me up something good that wouldn’t make akri mad if I ate it. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“So long as you minded your manners and kept your weapons concealed, they let you enter and leave in peace. Those who broke the one house rule of “No Spill Blood” quickly found themselves leaving in pieces.’ (Gallagher)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas

“Mama Lo can get a bit nasty whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I'm going to eat one, but they're not to my taste. Too hairy. Now if she'd let me skin one, I might be interested." (Simi)

He laughed in spite of himself. "Are you joking about that?" (Gallagher)

"Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. It's disgusting." (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, A Dark-Hunter Christmas