Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18 Quotes

“his”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Though, I still didn’t get what all the floating tootsie rolls were for.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Like, the other day, my Mom asked him why his toy dinosaurs were all wet. And he said he peed on them because they were thirsty. Or the other day, my Mom asked him why his chicken was wet. And Wesley said he peed on him to make him look pretty.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Dun, Dun, Dunnnnn!”
Then we burst out laughing.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Sunday,
Even more later… After swimming for a while, we finally made it to a huge underwater rock. “This is it,” Garth said. “The Lost Ocean Temple gate is right here.” “What gives?” Steve asked. “It just looks like a giant rock.” Then suddenly, the clouds parted, and the moon rays lit up the water. Suddenly the giant rock changed right before our eyes. Next thing we know a giant gate appeared made out of pearls and diamonds.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Hey dude. Where are the bathrooms?” Then Steve just smiled and pointed at the horizon. Figures.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Man, I guess punching trees really does come in handy. Get it…handy…tee, hee. “So, let’s set sail, and start our epic adventure, AAARRGGHH!” “Yeah, whatever.” Well, we’re about to embark on the most dangerous adventure yet. But if it helps me pass my math final, it’s going to be so worth it. Man, I just hope my bladder holds up. That’s when I noticed something.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Calamari,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“That’s right, in between my butt cheeks.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“That’s what having parents is all about.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Kind”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“butt”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Okay. Well, I do have a clue here,” Glenda continued. “It says here, that the entrance to the Lost Ocean Temple of Atlantis can only be seen during the full moon. And the next full moon is not until…let me look at my calendar…Uh…Next Sunday.” “Wait! That’s only a few”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Oh man,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Suddenly the giant rock changed right before”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Zombie, why are wearing your hair like that?” “Zombie, why are you always crying?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Though I think I was a bit weirded out that a 600-hundred-year-old Witch was kinda flirting with him.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“used”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“believe”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Garth”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“hey”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“So I was only brave enough to get in the kiddie side of the pool. But it wasn’t that bad, I guess. I mean, the water was a bit warmer than the rest of the pool. And there was the occasional orange cream cheese that floated by. But besides that, it was okay. Though, I still didn’t get what all the floating tootsie rolls were for. Wait…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“get used to her manly voice. …Or her mustache.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep

“Like, the other day, my Mom asked him why his toy dinosaurs were all wet. And he said he peed on them because they were thirsty. Or the other day, my Mom asked him why his chicken was wet. And Wesley said he peed on him to make him look pretty. Anyway, it was really nice of him to clean my skateboard. Wait…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 18: In Too Deep